What We Do

"We specialize in four primary areas that work in perfect unison or as indpenedent goals, and it has proven to deliver brilliant results for our clients" Gary Beal
Advanced PPC & SEO

No mainstream overused programs or agencies that everyone uses and your the one that loses. Every PPC campaign we have undertook paid for itself. Our SEO clients will speak for us themselves. Referrals On Request.

Social Media

Our network is 100k+ strong. We do the viral stuff and get it out to the viral people. Kittens riding Alligators, Jackasses jumping cars and everything else in between. From production to launch we provide this as a ‘hands-free’.

Reputation Management

Pretty serious stuff these days. We have all had to deal with it to a certain extent. Ex’s, ex-staff, fake competitor shit and just all-out Cyberbashing. We have a serious arsenal of tactics and strategies for the major brand or the little guy.

advanced

This is the part where you scroll down to Packages and pay a couple hundred bucks so we know you are serious. If we agree to a consultation it will cost you a bitcoin and we’ll both know you’re serious. We’ll then refund this upon completion.

Ready to take it to the next level?

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The H Team

The first picks in every game
Zak
Zak
Master of Puppets
Zak started on computers at 2 years old. We think he consulted on that movie “Hackers”, but he will neither confirm nor deny. If Zak says ‘It Can’ or ‘It Can’t’ be done – we listen.
Cyrus
Cyrus
General of a Bot Army
Not even sure who this guy is, or if he’s even a guy. All we know is he has an army of seriously experiences “programmers” and owns a magic wand.
Mazz
Mazz
Silent Wizard
Mazz doesn’t talk. Mazz doesn’t sleep. Mazz is covered in these crazy tribal tattoos and piercings. We recruited him solely based on a Pinterest post of him doing a selfie. Wicked skills.
Necro
Necro
Devvy God
We found this guy hanging out at Starbucks hacking bandwidth and using TOR. When asked what he was doing he answered.”playing Roblox”. He was serious!

Testimonials

Pricing

We take Bitcoin only
consultation

250

per hr
PPC

10%

of budget
SEO

5000

minimum
site evaluation

3995

one off